Woman: I need to use your phone, it’s an emergency.
Clerk #1: It is normally reserved for business purposes.
Woman: I need an ambulance.
Clerk #1: Allright, dial 9 to get out.
Woman: Hello? I need ya’ll to send an ambulance.What’s wrong? I don’t feel good, that’s what.
I don’t know what the address is, ya’ll should be able to tell with the thingey.
Medication? Yeah.
Can ya’ll just send an ambulance NOW, my underwear area is on fire and I am about to scratch it?!
Where? You know, the area where you go pee and stuff, it itches and I need EMS to come look at it.
Clerk #1: I can’t believe what I just heard.
Clerk #2: Another day at the public library.
Clerk #1: Tax dollars well spent.
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